the short end of the stick

Victoria Beckham isn't a stupid git. She just doesn't suffer under the tyranny of reading.

Some of the Oxford American Music Issue is on-line, but not the piece by JT Leroy that started a discussion of fact vs. bullsh*t.

You are a quick thinker: Good for Airline Hostess and Nurse

"I belong to an enormous special-interest group that, unlike Alaskans or hobby pilots, has never exercised much clout, and that is the English-major community."

This is the reason I never dated a fellow student in my doctoral program.

Seven band names that would be impossible to book...

This guy stole my DJ name.

F*ck you, Mrs. Crabapple. F*ck you, Mrs. Crabapple. F*ck you, Mrs. Crabapple. F*ck you, Mrs. Crabapple. F*ck you, Mrs. Crabapple. F*ck you, Mrs. Crabapple. Detention?! Why?!

What's the bigger hoax? The Piano Man or the fact that coffee is good for you?
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