the face of jesus in a pancake

I totally relate to this xkcd comic, because so far this week, I've looked for meaning in:

1) a bad line from the TV show Numbers
2) spam
3) a friend's inscription to me in her new novel
4) the marketing description on a beauty product
5) a job posting
6) a web comic
7) a Kleenex commercial
8) a Mary Gordon short story
9) Oscar acceptance speeches
10) the drunken ramblings of a fratboy psychic