note to self

Do not:
a) date a "rock musician" with a secret longing for a book/movie deal
b) bear his child
c) share his desire for our artistic work to be "acknowledged by a wider audience"
d) indulge my unhealthy obsession with Dennis Cooper and notoriety in general
e) engage the boyfriend as my business manager in a literary hoax involving the fake memoirs of a junkie prostitute
f) allow his sister to dress up like said junkie prostitute and pose in creepy homoerotic pictures with her
g) end the relationship, leaving a damn good tale for him to tell at the custody battle
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