culture war shrapnel

You know your friends have their fingers on the pulse (of something) when they start posting Huffington-style:

While culture warriors will continue to fight for the right not to party, the PTC has too much whipped cream on its hands to let this slide...If you’re going to prance about on your moral high horse, know that it’s bad form to grind yourself off in the saddle.

- John Dicker, "Sex and the City: Secular Filth and Hot! Hot! Hot!"