one little fish changed him

If I were in Brooklyn right now, I wouldn't need a car, but I would also be happy to accept Jonathan Ames's - uh, the Herring Wonder's - invitation to the literary bout of the century, an event I'm sure will soon be as infamous as the Gore Vidal/Norman Mailer smackdown. New Yorkers, mark your calendars. The e-mail promises card girls and costumes.