Saturday, January 20, 2007

the blobs are so quick to take offense

Greenville, Canada: Who do you think would win in a fight between a grizzly bear or a puma?

John Hodgman: I'm tired of answering this question. Town after town, bar after bar. For heaven's sake. Unless the bear is blinded by the puma, grizzly takes it every time. It has more weight and more meat...

Bowie, Md.: John, seriously, don't you think that it's time for the Redskins to move to a cover 3 D with the LBs focusing on the 5 hole and the DTs on the 3? That way the offenses, whether i-back or spread wing can't gauge which red dog or maple the D might be throwing at them? And of course, Brunell has go to go, like your book clearly states.

John Hodgman: I regret I cannot help you on the subject of sports. May I direct you to EVERYTHING ELSE IN OUR CULTURE?

That is all.
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