your paranoid mother was right

I've been wandering around on edge for years. When people ask why I'm moving west, I often cite my need to feel settled - a cost-prohibitive venture for me here - and my lust for an easier life. No one in New York ever asks me what I mean by that.

Apparently, there is now scientific evidence, outlined in New York magazine, that this city is the ultimate anxiety-producing climate you can find.

In fact, just crossing New York City borders is enough to set your teeth on edge. In 1999, Nicholas Christenfeld, a psychology professor at the University of California, examined the national rates at which people die of heart attacks. In New York, he noticed, the rates are 55 percent higher than the national average. “It stands out like a red light on the map,” he says. Then Christenfeld examined the rates of heart attacks among visitors to New York. Amazingly, those numbers were also elevated—34 percent higher than normal. The reverse was also true—when New Yorkers travel to other parts of the country, their rates drop below the city’s norm by 20 percent.

Turns out your paranoid mother was right: The city really will kill you. “It’s incredible,” Christenfeld marvels. “Just by visiting New York, you pick up half of the stress effect of living there. And you can shed half of it by leaving.”