sunday short stack special election edition

"There are not red states or blue states. There is the United States of America." - Barack Obama

• Sarah Palin got punk'd by a faux Sarkozy.
• The Obama Bot
• David Sedaris reflects on undecided voters: "To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. 'Can I interest you in the chicken?' she asks. 'Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?' To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked."
• Make history.
  
• Find out which initiatives on the California ballot are pet projects of the very wealthy.
• Boing Boing on the recent Esquire article: White Supremacists for Obama, Black Separatists for McCain, Janis Ian For The End of The World
• Charles meets Barack.
• Damon meets Biden.
• What will the rhetoricians talk about after Tuesday?
• Los Angeles loves to carve Barack O'Lanterns.
• Even The Wire and Ronald Reagan want you to vote for Obama.