A tourist is taking a picture of her daughter in front of the hieroglyphics mural at Grauman's Egyptian theater.
Girl: Mommy, Mommy, take my picture.
Mother: Great. This way if you ever have to do a project on Egypt, you can say you were there.
(This is actually quite likely. I was chatting with my favorite nine-year-old a few months back, and she was working on a project where she had to research, report on, and draw three items about Egypt for every letter of the alphabet. Egypt is my anti-drug.)

I LOVE OverheardinNY!! Happy to have an LA outlet. Here's my first:
ReplyDeleteBoss (to new Muslim Iranian receptionist): So, do you celebrate
Christmas in Iran?
New Hire: Ummmm...the Christians do.